an indecent proposition.

would you like to be squicked out?

if so, go ahead. click here and read this. it's the police report from the larry craig incident.

but, if you don't want to have to run to the store and buy large amounts of brain bleach, i suggest you avoid.

i warned you.

"MCGRUFF TOOK A BITE OUTTA MICHAEL VICK"

fresh off the presses! just filed yesterday!

it's another jonathan lee riches © court document!

it's not a new lawsuit...but it's a motion for clarification in one of the michael vick suits. and, instead of calling himself "secured party" in the caption--he calls himself "crusader for truth." he claims for no particular reason that
"MCGRUFF TOOK A BITE OUTTA MICHAEL VICK." and, of course, it gets more hilariously deranged from there.

although, it's rather strange that he refers to himself as anything other than "secured party" in the caption...since he finally explains why he calls himself that. sort of.

i'm sure it makes sense to him.

i r not dum.

my legal ethics book is teaching me some earth-shattering things. it taught me that there are three branches of government: legislative (who makes the laws), executive (who implements the laws), and judicial (who interprets the laws).

it's third grade all over again. hooray, third grade!

na-na-na-na-BATMAN.

there was a very shiny overheard in chicago today:

Guy watching "Batman" being filmed: "Look! Batman!"
Drunk girl: "Let's go! Batman ain't gonna put money in yo' pocket! Batman ain't gonna feed yo' ass!"
Guy: Just hold on a minute."
Drunk girl: "You wanna fuck wid me? You fuck wid me, you fuck wid the ghetto!"
-Wacker Drive

drunk people crack me up.