cracky mccrackerson should Stop Smoking Crack!

remember a few months ago when i posted a link to a pro se lawsuit filed by a crack smoker who is too stupid to even have refuge at the last refuge of the persecuted crack smoker? he was the guy who sued arm and hammer on a failure to warn theory, alleging that they should put warnings on boxes stating that using baking soda to make crack is illegal.

well, i found the judge's order dismissing the case. it's really, really funny to read the judge's order, since it's so serious--when the lawsuit is so poorly drafted. my favourite part of the order is the footnotes citing the complaint; the language from the complaint seems so out of place.