the persecuted crack smoker presents: real american heroes

♪♪real american heroes♪♪

today we salute you, Mr. Dumbest Email Scammer Ever.

♪♪Mr. Dumbest Email Scammer Ever♪♪

while your brethren are sending emails that almost look like real emails from paypal, banks, or other well-known commercial institutions, you buck that trend.

♪♪creative originality♪♪

while other scammers make these sincere threats of account closure in the subject lines, you so helpfully start yours by writing "[PHISHING]" right there at the beginning of yours.

♪♪just so you know♪♪

while other scammers use graphics to make people believe that the emails come from the companies, you use text-only.

♪♪not gonna clog your inbox♪♪

while other scammers write their emails in english, you intersperse english words with turkish words, for a truly international phishing experience.

♪♪scamming around the world♪♪

so today, we salute you, Mr. Dumbest Email Scammer Ever...for proving that even if you can't convince a kindergartener that you're legit, it still won't stop you from sending millions of pieces of spam, just in case.

♪♪real american heroes♪♪