letter to a tortfeasor

dear laclede gas guy,

please to be not banging loudly on my door at 9:30 in the morning if i have been up until 4am the night before. not only did you scare me, but you woke me up, and i can't go back to sleep. that's not very nice of you.

love,
the persecuted crack smoker

perversion for profit

exercise mags will make you gay?

nudist mags will make you kill small children?

porno is a communist conspiracy?

i present to you: perversion for profit. it's a 1960s anti-porno PSA...and it's so absurd that it's hilarious.

be like bert!

it's officially old video day here in the last refuge.

i can't believe i had never seen this classic in its entirety before:

duck and cover. got it. :) i don't think they needed to spend nine minutes explaining such a simple thing...but i guess people are stupid.