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alright. i have finally purchased study aids, cracked open a book, and started writing an outline.

finals season has begun.

ask me anything.

my brain is rebelling against focusing any more on search and seizure for the time being. therefore, it's time for another installment of a grand persecuted crack smoker finals week tradition--memes!

this one was borrowed from squelch84.

( memes: because studying can wait. )

he had no business hijacking an airplane.

are you bored? are you trying to study for finals? has it been hours since you've cracked a smile?

well, i have the cure...some extremely funny song lyrics. :)

yes, i know. hijacking airplanes isn't, in itself, a very funny topic. but, this is a fictional hijacking--there wasn't a guy named russell chintell who ever hijacked a plane. and, the way wesley willis phrased it, combined with wesley willis' lack of knowledge regarding arrest and criminal procedure...makes it extremely funny to me.

maybe this makes me a bad person, but i'm okay with that. enjoy.

"russell chintell"
by wesley willis

once upon a time russell chintell hijacked an airplane
he had a gun
he told everybody to get down on the floor
he is an airplane troublemaker

russell chintell
russell chintell
russell chintell
russell chintell

russell chintell, twenty-five, was arrested and charged with air piracy
he is a detroit bus driver
he had no business hijacking an airplane
russell chintell was being whisked away to federal jail by the fbi

russell chintell
russell chintell
russell chintell
russell chintell

russell chintell went to court
he was arraigned
he was brought to justice
but eleven weeks later a jury found russell chintell guilty of air piracy for hijacking an airplane
a month later he was sentenced to ten years in prison

russell chintell
russell chintell
russell chintell
russell chintell

rock over london
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