magikist? masochist? let's bowl!

i was going back and reading a really old post in a wesley willis-themed livejournal community. one of the comments absolutely cracked me up. someone said:

WESLEY!! He rocks like a masochist, even on the other side. xoxo

rocks like a masochist?!?! that's really funny, even though that's not what he says at all. he says--rocks like a magikist! magikist, as in the big magikist carpet cleaner company sign along the Kennedy expressway, up on the north side!



or, well, the sign that used to be over the kennedy. they tore it down, back in january of 2004. that is sad...that sign was really funny, and it always reminded me of wesley willis.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

okay, between this site and this site, i have been reduced to drooling, squeaking, screaming, and otherwise expressing my glee in ridiculous and childish ways.

some of these songs i thought i'd never hear again. some of these songs, i didn't even know existed. this is the greatest day ever.

wesley willis, you really do whip a llama's ass.

macaque?!?!

how in the world did i make it to the year 2007 without knowing that wesley willis wrote a song called "suck a macaque's dick"?!?! i knew he had songs about llamas...dobermans...caribous...rottweilers...cheetahs...but a macaque?!?! that's hilarious!!!

i'm gonna sit here in the coffee cartel and keep cackling now.

the letter c

If you want a letter, comment. I'll give you one and you make your own post with 10 things you like starting with the letter I give you.

agent_alpo gave me the letter C, so here goes nothing.

( C isn't for cookie this time, but it's still good enough for me. )