balls.

are you a twelve-year-old boy?

if so, you probably shouldn't be reading my blog, anyway. this blog is rated at least pg-13, if not r, for profanity and occasional sexual content and ranting. it would also probably be very boring for a twelve-year-old to read, because of all the ranting i do about law school, and other things that barely pubescent human beings would find extremely uninteresting.

but, more to the point, do you laugh at things that twelve-year-old boys would also laugh at?

then, you'll love this headline. and this article.

huh-huh. they said balls.

the internet

Best Daily Show Excerpt Ever:

see it here.

dans won't know it's not bacon.

this is for you guys, foofy_attorney and mrvoid...because you heart bacon so much.

you should have worn this to the new years eve eve shindig. it would have gone fantastically with the cookies and the baklava.