the noble brits

a really funny one on metaquotes today:

Once, the British were a proud and noble people. A warrior race. They hunted the aurochs, they lived with honour. Then the Red Man came from the West, and brought with him the drink they call tea. Now the people of my tribe simply sit on their decking all afternoon, drinking PG Tips. We are not warriors. We have lost our hearts to the evil leaf.

What? Yes, I drink tea. But I always put a little whisky in it.

brilliant.

i am not a truck.

i've decided that as long as i sound more intelligent during my environmental moot court oral argument tomorrow than ted stevens sounds in his "series of tubes" speech, i'll count it as a win.

what i should do?

tonight is the women's law caucus auction. it's going to be an epic clash between what i *should* do, and what i *will* do.

what i should do is not buy anything, not bid on anything, and stay far away from the auction. i need to curb my spending a lot, because i am a broke law student, and i'm bleeding money.

but i just know the temptation is going to be too great. i was reading through the items today. most of the items are fun but not tempting, and then i got to an item which combines two of my favourite things ever:

• karaoke
• Emily Hughes

yep. somebody decided that they were going to sell an item that has my name written all over it. karaoke with Professor Hughes, my criminal procedure professor. she's so nice, and so energetic, that she'd be so much fun to sing karaoke with. that would be really, really fun, and i bet i'm going to be bidding on it.