*dies*

you ever seen the beavis and butt-head episode where the boys were in sex ed, and coach buzzcut didn't allow them to laugh all week?

yeah, it's kinda like that.

a far less foofy attorney

i'm going to be speaking in court for the first time today!

by court, i mean real court. not mock court. not playing an attorney in a mock trial round in a real courtroom. but...real court, defending a client in a preliminary hearing.

SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!