are you a table?
Jan. 15th, 2007 02:17 amfrom The Best Fark Thread Ever, regarding the funniest stuff people have ever heard on dates:
Like one day, we were getting into to telling these really bad jokes, like...
"Hey, ask me if I'm a tree."
"Are you a tree?"
"No."
And we were sober, but finding them totally hysterical. So, mid-coitus, she's er.. umm, you know, on her knees bent over, and I had this sandwich in my hand (don't ask... it was dinner time) and so, I put the sandwich down on her back, and kept going...
So she says,
"Hey, ask me if I'm a table?"
"Are you a table?"
"No! Now get that farking sandwich off my back"
I laughed myself flaccid.
really, the guy gets a cookie. the girl gets two cookies. and, frankly, i think i'd do either of them, sight unseen, just for being awesome.
Like one day, we were getting into to telling these really bad jokes, like...
"Hey, ask me if I'm a tree."
"Are you a tree?"
"No."
And we were sober, but finding them totally hysterical. So, mid-coitus, she's er.. umm, you know, on her knees bent over, and I had this sandwich in my hand (don't ask... it was dinner time) and so, I put the sandwich down on her back, and kept going...
So she says,
"Hey, ask me if I'm a table?"
"Are you a table?"
"No! Now get that farking sandwich off my back"
I laughed myself flaccid.
really, the guy gets a cookie. the girl gets two cookies. and, frankly, i think i'd do either of them, sight unseen, just for being awesome.