Jan. 15th, 2007

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from The Best Fark Thread Ever, regarding the funniest stuff people have ever heard on dates:

Like one day, we were getting into to telling these really bad jokes, like...

"Hey, ask me if I'm a tree."
"Are you a tree?"
"No."

And we were sober, but finding them totally hysterical. So, mid-coitus, she's er.. umm, you know, on her knees bent over, and I had this sandwich in my hand (don't ask... it was dinner time) and so, I put the sandwich down on her back, and kept going...

So she says,
"Hey, ask me if I'm a table?"
"Are you a table?"
"No! Now get that farking sandwich off my back"

I laughed myself flaccid.


really, the guy gets a cookie. the girl gets two cookies. and, frankly, i think i'd do either of them, sight unseen, just for being awesome.
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crikey. i remember way too much from eighth grade history class. i don't know whether to be proud or ashamed.

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this is my last sleep-in morning for at least a month and a half.

it's so weird getting king day off, since i never got king day off in college. in college, the only day we got off winter quarter was suicide prevention day--monday of sixth week, halfway through the quarter.

i'm glad we get the day off, even though i didn't sleep in as late as i had hoped to. i was up by nine. this was weird, because i didn't go to bed until about a quarter to four last night. i wasn't out until then...i was only out until about two. i didn't even intend to be out as late as i was, but it happened that way, as things often do when i don't have anything scheduled the next day. i spent most of the evening at the delmar lounge, and then ended up at nick's pub, a bar out on manchester that i had never been to before. it was a good little place, although i'd love to go sometime when it's a little less crowded and we can actually do things like pool and darts. i did get to play a little bit of lethal enforcers, though...i hadn't played that game in years. it's so early nineties. it's a great game.

anyway, i got home around two, and instead of being a reasonable human being and going straight to sleep, i decided to be stupid and go on the internet for almost two hours. i guess it's not that much of a big deal, right? i can nap this afternoon. i can go to bed early if i'm tired. i have a little shopping that i have to do today, but that's about it.

but, today's the last day i get to enjoy this strange "sleeping in" thing. it's the last day for a long time that i'll be able to do what i'm doing now--laze around at home past eight or nine in the morning. sleeping in? i'll miss you. you're always so good to me.
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people put some stupid stuff on wikipedia, but this one had me cackling due to its sheer absurdity. in the article about everyone's favourite Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Incompetent American Idol Singer, ace young, there's the following sentence:

"Young frequently uses the Internet and says he is "always using the search engines- Google or Yahoo!" and also iTunes."

i'm glad google has ace young's imprimatur. it's legit now, baby!

but, seriously. i want to find who cared enough about that fact to add it to the article. i want to find them, and tell them that they are stupid.
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i went shopping today. i got some black pants, that i needed. i got a really cute shirt to wear for novak's idol on wednesday.

and then, i got something really, really shiny--a copy of mr. popper's penguins!! i hadn't read that book since i was a small child. it's one of the funniest books ever, and the pictures have all these cute little adelie penguins in them!

i'm giddy.

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