1st
16:25

i'm the juggernaut, bitch!

- 5 comments

2nd
13:36

travel is hell.

- 2 comments

7th
16:38

alive for now.

- 2 comments

18:44

argh.

- 1 comment

21:25

genius.

- 2 comments

8th
19:00

this is who i am, and i'll never be like you



23:57

the bible, as written in aim-speak



9th
19:13

i can't believe what i did last night

- 2 comments

10th
17:26

(no subject)



17:49

honeywell haiku



11th
08:33

...



16:41

internet

- 2 comments

12th
02:51

stockings are cool...



09:45

the year in review



10:35

justin stewart cotta's voice just might give me an orgasm.



15:47

(no subject)



18:49

devil food

- 2 comments

13th
14:40

to sing.



16:47

my anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hun.



19:49

i'm making you play guessing games.

- 5 comments

14th
08:29

goodnight.

- 2 comments

08:54

yo ho ho, and a barrel of grog.



13:55

be there grog?

- 1 comment

15:45

yes, since you ask, i am a scrooge.

- 3 comments

16:45

(no subject)



15th
10:27

contest

- 1 comment

17th
00:13

the persecuted (stupid!?) crack smoker

- 3 comments

09:56

do re mi

- 2 comments

11:49

sexual nomenclature



18th
11:02

1-800-222-1222



20th
10:09

fed-ex. your dumbass game is ridiculous.

- 1 comment

11:14

pizza is like sex.

- 2 comments

14:55

oath of office

- 2 comments

15:26

plans

- 8 comments

22nd
18:33

alleluia.

- 4 comments

22:54

song lyric contest winner!

- 2 comments

23rd
10:57

i saw everything.



12:07

another iTunes meme, because they're addictive.



24th
16:39

arrrr.



25th
19:01

yo ho ho!



26th
14:22

:)



28th
13:31

some parents are dumb.



14:57

hooray for androgyny.

- 2 comments

29th
19:46

*giggle*