oscar would be proud. flavor flav wouldn't.

it's raining outside, and i'm watching bad TV.

by bad TV, i mean the mother of all bad tv: "wildest dating show moments" on e!.

in the first five minutes of the show, they've already shown pumkin. from the first flavor of love. on blind date. in a hot tub. propositioning some dude to go to a motel with her.

i love trash!

you're great, shaw!

this is awesome. someone put the i give shaw muffin page back up!!

it may be the second most useless page on the internet.¹ why is it only the second most useless? because it serves no useful purpose, except for the fact that it's actually funny.

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¹ second to this one, of course.