dork beer

the good news: the nine people eliminated right before the money will be playing a bubble tournament, and the winner of that bubble tournament gets a seat in next year's Main Event.

the bad news: the winner of that bubble tourney also gets a year's supply of Milwaukee's Best Light.

hopefully he'll be smart enough to make a lucrative deal with a really dumb frat house who is willing to pay for his milwaukee's best light. hopefully whoever wins this bubble tourney is not dumb enough to actually drink that swill. anyone who knows me knows my penchant to drink almost anything put in front of me...but i draw the line with any beer with "milwaukee" in the name. that's just not right.

book meme...

memery, ganked from Ari.

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your LJ along with these instructions.
5. Don’t you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.
6. Tag five people.

"'I've heard of that. More for me, then.' Jerry made a noise to Yorgo, and some pills appeared from up front."

Hey Nostradamus!
by Douglas Coupland

[who is fast becoming one of my favourite authors ever. he's a master of real-life absurdity. if you haven't read all families are psychotic, life after god, or eleanor rigby, then RUN, DON'T WALK to the library and check them out. you'd be doing yourself a favour. i have a funny feeling that hey, nostradamus! is going to be awesome as well, but i'm only up to page fifteen...haha.]