wheeeeeee

no real content, as i'm half asleep. three things that made me laugh hysterically, as i'm half asleep.

hilarity number 1:



hilarity number 2:

if i had 2 muffin, i give Shaw muffin! (or, some dude who's really, really pissed at his craptastic internet service provider.)

hilarity number 3:

overheard in new york:
Crackhead: If my wife looked like you, I would stop smoking crack and get a job.
Businessgirl: Thanks.
--53rd & 7th

glenn likes his sister's boobies a lot, a lot, he likes them a lot.

"you're not my best friend. your crotch is not my best friend."

that's right. MTV2 has been making me really, really happy. last night and this afternoon, they've been showing tom green reruns!

last night, they made me really happy. they showed my favourite episode ever! "undercutters pizza" is the best sketch ever. he chases a pizza guy, and tries to make them an unbaked pizza for cheaper. i had forgotten that two of my other tom green favourites, the bum bum song and the glenn likes his sister's boobies song, were also on that same episode. in other words, it's thirty minutes of pure hilarity.

i can't believe how old that show is...it's from when i was in high school, a good seven years ago or so. it makes me feel a little old, but i don't care...it's still just as funny as it used to be.

i hope this means that they'll be showing tom green reruns on a more regular basis.

also, in the way of Divine MTV Idiocy, Volume 2 of the beavis and butt-head collection is out. i need to get my hands on that at some point, somehow...it will probably be a while, since i'm so broke this summer it's absolutely embarrassing (aren't you supposed to be making money during the summer when you're in law school? i know, strange concept...), but eventually i will have those DVDs, because beavis and butt-head are genius.

:(

sigh.

i have until the end of the month to figure out where i'm living next year. my roommate's moving to her own place, so i'll either keep where i'm living now, or move out. it's all contingent on if i can find a roommate...one who can slap down eight hundred and fifty big ones on july first, to cover their half of the security deposit and their first month's rent. i put an ad up on craigslist, so maybe that will work.

or, i'll find another place to live. i've been looking around for that too. i think i have a better shot of that working out...although moving is going to be a pain in the butt, and i would really, really, really miss living next door to chris if i moved to another part of the city.

it would be so much easier if my roommate wasn't moving...or if i had more money to play around with. it's so hard to move when you're FLAT BROKE.

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holy crap! it's GORD FROM THUNDER BAY!!!

sadly, none of the photography involves pictures of his sister...you know, the one with the huge knockers.

and this is Gord from Saskatoon. what a hoser.

roaches check in...

some of the most random things make me laugh so much.

like this picture i found on wikipedia. it's so hilariously eighties.



haha. roach motels.