a public service announcement

this is a public service announcement from the persecuted crack smoker.

do not, under any circumstances, ever turn on the tv guide channel at 5 in the morning. it is an extremely bad idea. use the paper tv guide. go onto tv.yahoo.com to check the listings. flip channels. do anything but check the tv guide channel.

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i made that mistake at 5am today, and it was one i will never make again. they had a paid programme showing in the top half of the screen. that's not shocking. but, the particular paid programme they were showing was just plain nasty. they were showing all these pictures of blocked, diseased, and cancerous colons, and saying that the only way to avoid having your colon look like that was to buy their colon cleaning products. after one or two pictures like that, i realised it was not going to stop, and i just reverted to flipping channels.

it was definitely the nastiest thing i'd see on television in a very long time--and especially nothing my tired brain wanted to deal with at 5am. just...yuck.

you'll never leave your computer again.

most. addictive. flash. game. evar.

i'm just glad i found this today, and not during finals week.

super power!

[sarcasm]

oh boy! it takes "weeks, not months" for a person to develop extra-perceptive super powers!! let me sign right up as soon as the tech is available to mere lay people and not just the special folks who shell out bags of money for a training centre!! or, better yet, let me find the bags of money to give to them! i wanna learn it now! now!

hail xenu!

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shocker of the day: apparently jada pinkett smith is the lead singer of a metal band (wicked wisdom).

second shocker of the day: although they're not the best band ever, they somehow don't suck. they remind me a lot of kittie.

not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!

wow.

what in the world did i just watch?

"three little pigs" by green jelly is definitely one of the most bizarre things i've ever seen on mtv.

they played that video during headbangers ball tonight. apparently they're a spoof-metal outfit, which for various parts of its history contained a couple members from tool.

that video amused me a lot...but it is kind of disturbing. who in the world would decide to set the three little pigs to a metal song?

i guess i have to hand it to them for being creative...