it...does not...make...sense!

really funny quote ganked from overheard in new york...

Girl #1: Oh my god! I just heard that Katie Holmes had her baby! Katie Holmes had her baby, everyone!
Girl #2: Xenu commands you to shut the fuck up while I'm on the phone with my dealer.

--6th Avenue & West 4th Street

that made me giggle.

in other news, i had a wonderfully lazy night last night. i should have done more reading, but i spent the early part of the evening lazing around in various corners of the internet. lately i've been dipping my toes into virtual society...i've been doing lambdaMOO for about a week and a half, and i really enjoy it so far. there aren't a whole lot of people on there anymore (guess i missed its heyday...), but the people i've met so far on there have been quite friendly. i also like the fact that it's text-based...it's a little strange sometimes trying to figure out how the objects work, but i've found lots of fun shiny things on there to see and play with as i wander around. i found a game of darts yesterday, which was way more amusing than it should have been.

at the recommendation of one of the people i met on lambda, i got an account on second life, although i don't know how much i like it. the graphics are shiny, and there are a lot more people on there, but the client gobbles up my RAM and the program runs really, really slowly. i may try it another time or two, but if it keeps running so awfully on my computer, i think i'm going to just say screw it and stick with the MOO. that would probably be better for me anyway--it's bad enough to have spent an hour or so a night as that particular online persona this close to finals. oopsy daisy.

went out for dinner last night as well... chris played a witness in a trial for trial class, and then i went out with all of them afterward. i didn't actually go to the trial, although i probably should have since it would have been amusing. chris, amiel, dara, and i all ate at dewey's pizza...i had never heard of it until yesterday, but it was really, really tasty. i had a calzone. i should go back there, eat there more often, because they did have really good food.

tonight's the GPC end of year party at blue hill...i may or may not go, but i've RSVP'ed anyway. i wonder if any other law students are going...i assume at least some will, so it would be fun to give it a whirl. hey, i can't lose...they have food and drinks and stuff there, and going out is always more fun than studying, right? (be quiet--i know i won't actually be studying at 8pm tonight, but we can pretend, right? right?)

i also found out this morning that i'm on the orientation steering committee. that makes me happy. hopefully i'll have some good ideas and input for it...and i like the fact that i'll be involved with orientation. i always liked doing orientations in college, so it'll be fun to do another one.

not hot, or even less hot?

so people magazine does the sexiest man alive thing, every year...

well, some magazine called The Phoenix did them one better: the 100 unsexiest men alive.

i read through the list, and i've really gotta hand it to them. i would not sleep with, or even remotely consider sleeping with, a single person on that list. they did well. (i think the clever pick on the list has to be tom from myspace (no. 79). what a tool.)

gilbert gottfried was named number 1 on the list...it's a noble choice, although i think that if i were putting it together, the skeeve and/or asshat factors would have played a little more of a role, and i'd have put guys like michael jackson (no. 11), john ashcroft (no. 68), and kevin federline (no. 99) higher on the list.

i think my winner (loser?!), though, would definitely have to be scott stapp (no. 48). he has so much going against him.

i mean, when creed hit the music scene back in '97, '98, he had it going for him. my own prison was out, and it was awesome! he wasn't making an ass of himself in public on a routine basis, and he had the role down of being the frontman of a marginally thoughtful rock band. i'll admit...i'd have slept with him, at least if i had failed in seducing mark tremonti, his even-hotter-circa-1998 guitarist.

what is he doing now? getting drunk and picking fights with 311? making sex tapes with kid rock? claiming that kids come from his sack? his band released two more crappy albums, and now he's doing solo stuff that sounds exactly like that awful late creed music? idiot...he's most definitely not a STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD nowadays.

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so currently i've decided to whore my eljay out for nine more userpics and five phone posts a month.

i don't see ads, although it is weird having the formatting on the pages different, having little rectangles of blankness on the side of my pages.

i'm going to see if i like it or not, and if i don't get used to it after a couple days, i'll go back to free. if i do like it, then i'll start adding userpics.

i have six now, and not a single one of them is So Freaking Emo. that really does need to be rectified.

Big Bone Lick...and a Beaver that no one should be Licking.

i want to be a Friend of Big Bone!!!

and not only is Big Bone Lick in Beaver Lick, but it's on Beaver Road as well.

*snicker*

i have the mind of a twelve year old. i heard of this place almost three years ago. i made my pilgrimage there last year. i still think it's way, way, way too amusing.

on a completely unrelated note, i'm watching south park. it's disturbing me profoundly. i don't want to see oprah's beaver talking (and yes, i mean *that* kind of beaver), not even in a cartoon.

*pukes*