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yappy's dog treats!!!!!
Mar. 23rd, 2006 03:18 pmwarning...reading this in class may make you look like a giggling moron...but it's so much fun!
case in point:
George Newman: [as "Uncle Nutsy," to Bob as "Bobbo the Clown"] ... Hey, Bobbo! Wanna play a game? Look up... Look down... Now look at Mr. Frying Pan!
[Hits him in the face]
George Newman: Uh-oh. Bobbo fall down go boom. Aw, what's the matter, Bobbo? I know! You're hungry! Have I got just the thing for you! Yes sir, clowns AND kids just can't resist the mouth-watering, lip-smacking taste of Mrs. Hackenberger's Butter Cookies!
[He proceeds to stuff Bobbo's face with "cookies," which are actually dog biscuits; George has picked up the wrong box!]
George Newman: Right, Bobbo? That's right! And guess what, Mom? THEY'RE NUTRITIOUS, TOO! Just look at how much Bobbo here likes 'em! Mmmm, THAT'S GOOD! And don't forget, there's a nifty surprise inside every box of Mrs. Hackenberger's...
[notices his mistake for the first time]
George Newman: ... Oooops! Heh Heh, it looks like Bobbo's been eating YAPPY'S DOG TREATS!
[a look of horror crosses Bobbo's face, and he runs off to the "little clowns' room."]
George Newman: That's right, Yappy's Dog Treats! Your dog will love that real liver-and-tuna taste...
[We hear Bobbo vomiting]
George Newman: ... With just a hint of cheese!
UHF is an amazing movie. i don't know if i've ever gone off on this particular corner of the internet about how much i love this movie. it's one of the few i can watch over, and over, and over, and over again without falling asleep. (which, for any of you who know me extremely well, is a true feat.) it's one of the most random, blatantly silly movies ever made. it's got spatula city...and wheel of fish...and bowling for burgers...and weird al yankovic in a muscle suit! of course, all the jokes in the movie are completely ridiculous, but that's the entire point of it. i really need to go out and buy the movie; it's a crying shame that i haven't bought it yet.
besides...seeing so many of the punch lines in print, as i did just now reading the list of quotes on IMDB, makes it even more absurd. i can't believe my prof didn't call on me, just because i was there, in the back row, snickering at my computer screen.
case in point:
George Newman: [as "Uncle Nutsy," to Bob as "Bobbo the Clown"] ... Hey, Bobbo! Wanna play a game? Look up... Look down... Now look at Mr. Frying Pan!
[Hits him in the face]
George Newman: Uh-oh. Bobbo fall down go boom. Aw, what's the matter, Bobbo? I know! You're hungry! Have I got just the thing for you! Yes sir, clowns AND kids just can't resist the mouth-watering, lip-smacking taste of Mrs. Hackenberger's Butter Cookies!
[He proceeds to stuff Bobbo's face with "cookies," which are actually dog biscuits; George has picked up the wrong box!]
George Newman: Right, Bobbo? That's right! And guess what, Mom? THEY'RE NUTRITIOUS, TOO! Just look at how much Bobbo here likes 'em! Mmmm, THAT'S GOOD! And don't forget, there's a nifty surprise inside every box of Mrs. Hackenberger's...
[notices his mistake for the first time]
George Newman: ... Oooops! Heh Heh, it looks like Bobbo's been eating YAPPY'S DOG TREATS!
[a look of horror crosses Bobbo's face, and he runs off to the "little clowns' room."]
George Newman: That's right, Yappy's Dog Treats! Your dog will love that real liver-and-tuna taste...
[We hear Bobbo vomiting]
George Newman: ... With just a hint of cheese!
UHF is an amazing movie. i don't know if i've ever gone off on this particular corner of the internet about how much i love this movie. it's one of the few i can watch over, and over, and over, and over again without falling asleep. (which, for any of you who know me extremely well, is a true feat.) it's one of the most random, blatantly silly movies ever made. it's got spatula city...and wheel of fish...and bowling for burgers...and weird al yankovic in a muscle suit! of course, all the jokes in the movie are completely ridiculous, but that's the entire point of it. i really need to go out and buy the movie; it's a crying shame that i haven't bought it yet.
besides...seeing so many of the punch lines in print, as i did just now reading the list of quotes on IMDB, makes it even more absurd. i can't believe my prof didn't call on me, just because i was there, in the back row, snickering at my computer screen.
