it's a smooth grandmama!!

because bizarre parodies are hilarious.

oh, the political incorrectness.

i got to trial team practice this morning, and the judge was talking about the atkins diet, and about how he had a coach a couple years ago making sure he did the atkins diet right. he was bemoaning the lack of such an enforcer now...and then turns to chris and goes,

"mr. kaiser. that's a teutonic last name. you can be my atkins nazi."