idiots.

this is the most moronic thing i have ever seen.

i am watching eye for an eye, and this father and son are suing a martial arts teacher for not teaching the kid how to defend himself. apparently, the bullies still beat the kid up, and the kid is complaining to his father that he is being taught meditation. this father is the stupidest guy ever, and this kid is just as stupid as his father...they're both completely ignoring the fact that martial arts is not all about beating the crap out of people. it's awful that they brought this martial arts teacher to the show. i don't know why he dignified these morons by actually appearing on the show.

i hope they rule for the defendant, the teacher...and that the father and son are somehow punished for being the stupidest people i've ever seen on a court show.

*tears hair out*

alright...i already have this midterm to worry about, and then now i just got called on for a case in torts. we only had a couple minutes to spend on the case today, but we're going to get into it tomorrow...so now, i not only have to be ready for my contracts midterm tomorrow, but i also have to read and reread and reread and know tarasoff like the back of my hand. any other time of the semester, i wouldn't care that my number was up...but i just don't need this today. i'm shaking in exasperation.

although, i did have a premonition this was going to happen. i had a premonition this morning that torts was going to do this to me right before my contracts midterm...and i knew, just as the professor was concluding discussing tubbs and about to move to tarasoff, that he was going to grumble...ms. persecuted crack smoker...

bad person alert.

if midterm time is this awful, and turns me into, alternately, such a self-loathing loser and an illogical bitch, i'm afraid of what a despicable creature finals week is going to turn me into.

i'd say more, but there's no more to say.

suicide girls > contracts.

this is spreading like wildfire, and doing memes is more fun than doing contracts.

The Suicide Girl 47% Sexy-Cute, 28% Dark-Light, 32% Artsy-Stylish

Cute, Dark, and Artsy, it's the Suicide Girl. A cousin of the Goth Girl, she's a little more on the cute side than the sexy side. Her interesting hair and impish smile make a certain kind of person wonder how her unique outfits would look lying crumpled beside the bed. By the way, if you don't get this category name, you don't know your Palahniuk... or your internet porn. If you liked my test, Please rate it highly! Thanks! Also, make sure to check out my Beautiful Faces Test if you haven't already. See All The Categories Sexy Dark Artsy The Goth Girl Sexy Dark Not Artsy or Stylish The Brooding Poet Sexy Dark Stylish The Mistress Sexy Not Dark or Light Artsy The Hippie Chick Sexy Not Dark or Light Not Artsy or Stylish The Hot Friend Sexy Not Dark or Light Stylish The Sorority Girl Sexy Light Artsy The Actress Sexy Light Not Artsy or Stylish Your Friend's Sister Sexy Light Stylish The Prom Queen Cute Dark Artsy The Suicide Girl Cute Dark Not Artsy or Stylish The Bad Girl Cute Dark Stylish The Bettie Page Girl Cute Not Dark or Light Artsy The Art Student Cute Not Dark or Light Not Artsy or Stylish The Girl Next Door Cute Not Dark or Light Stylish The Debutante Cute Light Artsy The New Age chick Cute Light Not Artsy or Stylish The Favorite Friend Cute Light Stylish The Cheerleader

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 40% on Sexy-Cute You scored higher than 4% on Dark-Light You scored higher than 13% on Artsy-Stylish

Link: The Your Type of Girl Test written by dgc20e on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

mmmm. suicide girls. :)