DOG BALLS!!!!

neuticles!!

or, yay for the Ig Nobel Prize...for recognizing the awesomeness of fake DOG BALLS.

oh, to be paid to suck...

i just read on espn.com that Shingo Takatsu was paid $2,525,000 this year.

boy, i sure would like to be paid two and a half million dollars to be Not Very Good At My Job. that would rock.